And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm too high and old for this...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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