Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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