You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yo dont text me then not text me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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