i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
