The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize