you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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