Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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