Me too!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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