Why are handjobs necessary in class?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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