When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
