do herpes really smell.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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