do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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