We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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