People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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