oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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