He told me they were just razor bumps!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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