Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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