i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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