She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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