Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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