Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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