North Korea, Best Korea!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
