Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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