I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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