god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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