Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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