He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
please don't ironically join a cult
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