I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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