Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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