The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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