My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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