how can u be prego again
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
