i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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