Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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