right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My vagina just clenched in fear
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
