Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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