4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Jerry, you need to find god
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Congratulations! We have a period
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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