After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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