whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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