8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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