Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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