I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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