Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so let's talk penis.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
