I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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