like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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