Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Randomize
