You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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