The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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