What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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