I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize