i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
