We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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